nightvalecommunityheadcanons:

Cecil doesn’t remember recording the stuff in Cassette because he didn’t — it was a ploy by StrexCorp to make him more human. Little from those recordings is real. He never interned; Leonard Burton never existed — Cecil has ALWAYS been the Voice of Night Vale. The only thing that is true is that he had a brother (of sorts) — the Voice of Desert Bluffs, who was killed by StrexCorp to make room for Kevin. And that his creator disappeared… The thing in the mirror killed the boy who recorded these.

nightvalecommunityheadcanons:

Cecil doesn’t remember recording the stuff in Cassette because he didn’t — it was a ploy by StrexCorp to make him more human. Little from those recordings is real. He never interned; Leonard Burton never existed — Cecil has ALWAYS been the Voice of Night Vale. The only thing that is true is that he had a brother (of sorts) — the Voice of Desert Bluffs, who was killed by StrexCorp to make room for Kevin. And that his creator disappeared… The thing in the mirror killed the boy who recorded these.

thenorsebros:

x
thenorsebros:

x
thenorsebros:

x
thenorsebros:

x
shesjadedx3:

just playin an old piano naked… the usual :) photos by andrew dodson!
shesjadedx3:

just playin an old piano naked… the usual :) photos by andrew dodson!
shesjadedx3:

just playin an old piano naked… the usual :) photos by andrew dodson!

shesjadedx3:

just playin an old piano naked… the usual :) photos by andrew dodson!

kitsparrow:

ghettocarnival:

PETER

PETER.
kitsparrow:

ghettocarnival:

PETER

PETER.

freexcitizen:

maketotaldestroyx:

freexcitizen:

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

Same

Saw a girls elbow one day. Wrecked my fucking car.

Saw some ankles today, walked into a light pole

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

While I do love seeing all the Steve Rogers appreciation today, I’d like to show a little love for some of our other America-themed superheroes.

While I do love seeing all the Steve Rogers appreciation today, I’d like to show a little love for some of our other America-themed superheroes.

While I do love seeing all the Steve Rogers appreciation today, I’d like to show a little love for some of our other America-themed superheroes.

While I do love seeing all the Steve Rogers appreciation today, I’d like to show a little love for some of our other America-themed superheroes.

(via thegeekmaster)